Funny Engraved Retirement Glass "F*cking Quitter, Oops I mean Happy Retirement" Whisky Glass and/or Coaster

£11.99 GBP

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💌🎁 D E S C R I P T I O N 🎁💌

Cheers to retirement! 🥃 Our Funny Engraved Retirement Glass "F*cking Quitter, Oops I mean Happy Retirement" Whisky Glass and/or Coaster is the perfect way to say goodbye to work and hello to relaxation.

This isn’t just any engraved whisky glass – it’s a bold statement piece, perfect for laughs at the retirement party and beyond. With its cheeky engraving, it doubles as one of the best funny whiskey gifts you’ll find. Whether you call it a funny whisky glass, a keepsake retirement whiskey glass, or a conversation starter, it’s guaranteed to make them smile every sip of the way.

Each design is crafted using laser engraved glass technology, making it permanent, dishwasher safe, and built to last. Add a rustic slate coaster for the full retirement whiskey glasses experience – stylish, durable, and with padded feet to protect your surfaces.

Who doesn’t love funny whisky humour mixed with a good drink? It’s the ultimate novelty whiskey glasses gift to celebrate retirement in style. ✨

💝 P E R S O N A L I S E 💝

Want to make your engraved whisky glass even more special? 🖋️ Personalise it with a name, date, or short message to create a keepsake they’ll cherish long after their last office coffee. Perfect for coworkers, family, or friends starting their new adventure. 🎁

✨ S I Z E S ✨

Whisky Glass: 305ml (10.25oz), 9.5cm tall, 8cm diameter
Square Slate Coaster: 10cm x 10cm
Round Slate Coaster: 10cm diameter

FAQ's

Question: Is the engraving permanent?
Answer: Yes! The design is made using laser engraved glass, which means it’s etched into the surface – no fading, peeling, or washing away.

Question: Can I buy just the glass or just the coaster?
Answer: Absolutely! Choose the engraved whisky glass on its own, the coaster alone, or get the complete retirement whiskey glasses set.

Question: Will the engraving have colour?
Answer: No – the design is cut into the glass and appears clear/white, while on the slate coaster it appears in light grey.

Question: Is this a good retirement gift?
Answer: 100%! 🎉 This is one of the most popular funny whiskey gifts, perfect for coworkers, colleagues, friends, or family, ready to enjoy retirement.

Question: What drinks can I use it for?
Answer: While it’s made as a retirement whiskey glass, it’s versatile enough for whisky, bourbon, rum, cocktails, or even soft drinks. 🥂

Shipping & Returns

We aim to make and dispatch all our orders within 1-2 business days.

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

Custom or personalised orders

Perishable products (like food or flowers)

Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return postage costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.